Alternative Title: "Extremely Random Access Talk"
- Tonight's Beverage: Labatt's Blue (for Dirk; McHatin had water)
- GILFs; fun with TSA; EGOT; and Kinky Boots. That's the first 5 minutes.
- The missing Detroit City Council member; plotting next week's show; the first Dirk & McHatin Show video. That's the next five minutes.
- The madness about how Detroit does nothing until they rush and do something stupid triggers an explanation of the plot to RoboCop to Agatha Christie, a discussion of how hot Nancy Allen was and how she isn't Melanie Griffith.
- The Go-Go's/B-52s show is discussed (show review and photos here), plus Dirk's hate for Belinda Carlisle and the stunning GILFness of Kate Pierson as illustrated with this photo:
- Lemmy had a hematoma then felt really better.
- Cool free Android app-of-the-day app: AppGratis.
- McHatin's back on his ICP hobby horse again.
- Tweets reacting to the Red Wedding.
- Dirk's frustration with Injustice: Gods Among Us.
- Alyssa Milano is in next month's Maxim leading to the shocking revelation that McHatin has never seen Embrace of the Vampire and thus he's never seen this scene! (EXTREMELY NSFW!!! So make sure your boss/parents aren't around.)
- One-hump chump pick-up lines.
- What happens to cloud saves if you let your Xbox Live Gold expire? (Apparently you can still copy them down local.)
- The messed-up plot to Dragons Age: Origins and The Witcher 2's nudity.
- The new book Dirk has started reading (I'm Dying Up Here) and McHatin's reading Ready Player One leads to a discussion of whether Andy Kaufman was funny or not and whether there is any room for originality left in art?
- Do guys prefer big fake boobs? We discuss it!
- McHatin's confusion about which Gabor sister he abused himself to.
- The new Sandra Bullock/Melissa McCarthy flick, The Heat (review here), whether women are funny (and if size matters), and McHatin's brilliant suggestion for a gender-swapped Rush Hour.
- Metal Gear Solid: The Legacy Collection
- Discussion of This Is The End (review TK), and Man of Steel (review TK).
- Funny takedown at io9 of the really dumb story points of Man of Steel: The Most Important Scenes from Man of Steel (As I Remember Them)
- The laziness of Star Trek Into Darkness (review here).