Episode #100 - "Road House Virgin" - Show Notes

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Alternate Titles: "Steve Jobs' Withered Cancer Balls" or "Newly-Minted Unjailbait Girl" or "5 Beers & 4 Hours Later"

• Tonight's Beverages: Labatt Blue (Dirk & Bob); Royal Ottopilot (Otto).
• Third Vulture Bob "I'm Gonna Kill Somebody" Koski is in the house.
• Referenced: The Mass Effect 3 endorsement:
  
• The first block of new FaceSpace Likers and the massive pile of free music we'd posted.
• The previous 99 episodes' runtime tallied and announced. 

Episode #99 - "A Benevolent Cruel Overlord" - Show Notes

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Alternate Title: "Alcohol: Nothing But Fun, No Downside"

• Tonight's Beverages: Okocim beer (Dirk); Ottopilot (Otto).
• Saluting our new FaceSpace Liker and listing the free/discount goodies.
• McDonald's will start serving breakfast items anytime!
• Jared Fogle is no longer the Subway spokesman. Because he's a sex freak pervert.
• Meet the electronics-sniffing dog that brought him down.
• Referenced: The freaky Quiznos spongmoneys ad.
• The CEO of cheating site Ashley Madison steps down after the hack. And he was cheating.
• Recapping the MTV VMAs, which we didn't watch and we're not going to bother linking to stories about. Use Google for this block.
• Referenced: Who wore it better - Kim Kardashian or Penquin?
  
• Taylor Swift, Kanye West and Dirk's theory of T.Swizzle's limitless power.
• Referenced: Dirk's review of Idiocracy.
• SJWs say Taylor Swift's new video is RAAAAAAACIST because of course.
• First Music Break: Queen, "Dead On Time"
• Under The Dome cancelled after three seasons, which is three seasons too late.
• Dirk discusses Garfunkel and Oates, the TV series starring the the comedy duo.
• The whole season of Denis Leary's Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll triggers discussion of Dirk and Otto's past musical adventures.
• The 2nd episode of Fear the Walking Dead doesn't impress us, so we try to fix it.
• Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are splitting. Try to be strong.
• Referenced: Run-DMC, "You Be Illin'"
• Second Music Break: Queen, "If You Can't Beat Them"
• Discussing the passing of legendary horror filmmaker Wes Craven. The referenced Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back scene:
  
• Wayne Dyer RIP.
• Chrissie Hynde's controversial comments about rape. 
• Referenced: The Hacienda calendar:
  
• Sexist Star Wars armor leads to discussion of fringe Expanded Universe characters.
• Dirk reviews Don't Stop Believin': Everyman's Journey and the discussion becomes contentious as to whether Journey needs to drop dead or not.
• Fact Check: The Arts, Beats & Eats Festival charges $3, $5 after 3 pm, and divvies proceeds, ".25 to Arts Advocacy, .25 to the City of Royal Oak, and 50% of the remaining admission fees to 13 local charities after gating costs....To date, over $4.5 million raised by the Arts, Beats & Eats Foundation has been donated to charity."
• Referenced: Steve Perry's surprise appearance with Eels in May 2014:
  
  
• Dirk reviews Violent & Daisy.
• Third Music Break: Queen, "Leaving Home Ain't Easy"
  
• Otto reviews the first half of Narcos on Netflix.
• Netflix loses another chunk of its meager movie offerings and Dirk explains just how slim the pickings are, though things are going to get crazy better in 2016 in one department.
  
• Fact Check: ScarJo's only Netflix offerings were Chef, Don Jon and Scoop. Melissa McCarthy's other movies are The Third Wheel and Pretty Ugly People. (Us neither.)
• We talk about some DVDs Dirk lent Otto and how Zoolander erased the World Trade Center.
• You can now download some movies and shows from Amazon Prime Video to your device.
• The author of a new James Bond novel slipped up and said Idris Elba would be "too street" to play Bond causing a hack from The Verge to spew a predictably outraged rant. Meanwhile, Elba dealt with it like the suave mofo he is.
• Fourth Music Break: Queen, "Let Me Entertain You"
• Movie trailers passingly mentioned:
  
  
• Google has changed its logo and this explains why people dislike it. Backstory on their reorganizing themselves into a new entity called Alphabet.
• Dirk has ordered a OnePlus Two. The referenced Android Police review and Marques Brownlee's review.
• Dirk rattles off what's in DIRKALINE®, his new computer.
• Disney icon Dean Jones RIP.

Episode #98 - "The Greatest Terrible Movie Ever" - Show Notes

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Alternate Titles: "Backing Vocalists of the Vampire World" or "A Big Rubber Dildo the Size of the Washington Monument"

• Tonight's Beverages: Okocim beer (Dirk); Ottopilot (Otto).
• Explaining why we've been MIA for a couple of weeks and the possible issue with viewing the player above in Firefox. (i.e. If you don't see it, try a different browser and drop us a line.)
• New Amazon Underground app to get free Android apps.
• Following up on the aftermath of the failure of Fant Four Stic: 8% at RT; star and director fist-fighting; Josh Trank tweeting he had a good version; rumors of Fox cutting budget and action scenes like the Thing drop scene isn't in the movie; and Otto's hatred for H.E.R.B.I.E. the Robot on the cartoons (witness here).
• Referenced: Red Letter Media's channel; Mr. Plinkett's infamous critique of The Phantom Menace; the part about the terrible "part time" line reading in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull review.
• Dirk announces his new computer's name: DIRKALINE®! (pronounced "Der-KAY-line")
• Celebrating the 35th Anniversary of Xanadu.
• First Music Break: ELO, "I'm Alive" (clip from Xanadu so you can see the compositing issues)
• Sense8 is coming back for a 2nd season. Joy.
• Violett Beane is playing Jesse Quick on S2 of The Flash.
• Fact Check: The announcer on the old Batman TV series was William Dozier, the show's creator and executive producer.
• Original Batgirl Yvonne Craig RIP.
• Dirk quick reviews The Unbreakable Kimmie Schmitt, updates Portlandia progress, and gives New Girl another look.
• Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent out:
  
• Referenced: Taylor Swift, Beck and St. Vincent performing together:
  
• We discuss the premiere episode of Fear the Walking Dead and Dirk's thoughts on why zombies are worse than werewolves and they suck.
• Second Music Break: ELO, "All Over The World" (clip from Xanadu)
• The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies Extended Edition will be R-rated.
• Columbia Pictures' capricious use of DMCA copyright strikes results in their own Pixels trailer being taken down.
• Some of the movies we've issued Netflix F*ckery Alerts over may have been fixed.
• The benefit of buying your own cable modem.
• J.Law - an Official Girlfriend of the Culture Vultures - is super-rich, too!
• Fact Check: The third Official Girlfriend of the Culture Vultures (in addition to J.Law and Krysten Ritter) whom we couldn't remember is Emma Stone.
• Referenced:
  
• Third Music Break: Olivia Newton-John and The Tubes, "Dancin'" (so-so quality video of the whole number from the movie)
  
• #GAMERGATE/SAD PUPPIES-HUGO AWARDS/STAR WARS HITFIX/FELICIA DAY STUFF (time index ~1h 32m thru 3h 24m  -  112 mins)
• #GAMERGATE
• The list of previous episodes with substantial GamerGate content.
• Mundane Matt - "#GamerGate - 1 Year Later..." video.
• Nobel Prize-winning chemist Sir Tim Hunt's career destruction based on lies about a joke.
• The Australian Broadcasting Company investigates itself and declares it's not obligated to present balanced reports.
• Milo Yiannopoulis - "How Disgraced Blogger Leigh Alexander Torpedoed a Games Studio"
• Milo's three-part expose of big bully Randi Harper: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.
• Ezra Klein's admission that the JournoList was strictly left-wing members.
• Referenced: The alternate opening of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension featuring Jamie Lee Curtis as his mother.
• Sargon of Akkad's 20-minute interview with Steven Crowder and the nearly three-hour after-conversation and how SJWs are harassing him and his wife.
• An interview with "Based Mom", Christina Hoff Sommers.
• The much heralded survey that teenage boys DON'T want sexy female videogame characters turned out to be bogus. Related Reddit thread.
• Allum Bokari - "How #GamerGate Shattered Gawker’s Myth of Invincibility"
• What Based Milo has learned from a year of playing videogames.
• The SPJ Airplay panel about GamerGate was interrupted by bombs threats; here's what Milo didn't get to say.
• Milo calls out conservative media for missing the boat on GamerGate.
• SAD PUPPIES vs. HUGO AWARDS:
• Milo Y - "Set Phasers to Kill! SJWs Burn Down The Hugo Awards To Prove How Tolerant And Welcoming They Are"
• Sad Puppies honcho Larry Correia's commentary on the debacle.
• io9's hilariously-unaware-of-own-hypocrisy article praising block-voting as a means to defeat block-voting. Wait, what?
• Fourth Music Break: ELO, "Don't Walk Away" (movie version)
• HITFIX ATTACKS STAR WARS:
• Jurassic World director Colin Trevorrow named as Star Wars: Episode IX.
• Hitfix's Roth Cornet and Donna Dickens - "30 years later and 'Star Wars' still hasn't fixed its gender problem"
• Fifth Music Break: Olivia Newton-John, "Fool Country" (movie clip)
• FELICIA DAY BOOK AND REAX:
• Recapping previous discussion of Felicia Day in the context of our #GamerGate shows last year and how Dirk was attacked for trying to empathize with her Tumblr post.
• History Lesson: Rebecca Schaffer's murder in the NY Post, "The celebrity murder that changed how stalkers are treated" 
• The Ralph Retort staying classy, "Felicia Day is a Fraudulent Nutcase", and the Reddit thread Dirk worked OT replying on.
• Dirk reviews her book, "You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost): A Memoir" (affiliate link), and discusses her deeply flawed #GamerGate chapter and the depressingly nasty comments about her.
• Final thoughts on it all.
• Sixth Music Break: ELO+ON-J, "Xanadu" (full film ending, so-so quality)
• Fact Check: ONJ's songwriter was John Farrar.
• A story about Dirk signing a charge and the cashier thinking it was personalized to him.
• Alison Brie is engaged to Dave Franco.
• Chinese woman guzzles whole bottle of cognac when not allowed to carry it on.

Episode #97 - "Put The Warm Fuzzy In Me" - Show Notes

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Alternate Title: "Paula Abdul Participant Ribbon Review"

• Tonight's Beverages: Kroger Diet Cola (Dirk); Royal Ottopilot (Otto).
• Salutes to new FaceSpace Likes and the deals and news they get.
• Discussion of Freddie Wong's Rocket Jump Film School channel; the real-life GTA video mentioned; the "Epic VFX Time" team-up with Epic Meal Time; and the "Why CG Sucks (Except It Doesn't)" video. Also: Corridor Digital. 
• The Verge - "Au unnaturale: why CGI nudity is here to stay." The scene from The Change-Up with digitally topless Leslie Mann. (NSFW link)
• Netflix F*ckery Alert: The Rock's version of Hercules is cropped on Netflix, proper on Amazon Prime.

Episode #96 - "We're Talking Kinky, Not Weird" - Show Notes

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Alternate Title: "A Raincoat Filled With Cheetos"

• Tonight's Beverages: Okocim beer (Dirk); Okocim and Labatt Apple Harvest Ale (Bob); Royal Ball Slap (Otto).
• Third Vulture Bob "I'm Gonna Kill Somebody" Koski - "The Human Ring Tape" - is back and brought the booze.
• The announcement of a Satori Circus show that only mattered to live broadcast listeners.
• Otto's East German movie light story.

Episode #95 - "Is The Wookiee Wearing Pants?" - Show Notes

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Alternate Titles: "In a Corner Next to Baby" or "It's a Little Ranty" or "Once You've Maxed-Out Evil"

• Tonight's Beverages: Okocim (Dirk); The Ottopilot (Otto).
• Recapping the deals posted to our FaceSpace page which is why you should give us a Like because free stuff!
• Leftist jerk Drew McWeeney gets his notebook found and returned by pro-GamerGate YouTuber Mundane Matt.
• The geography of Metropolis and Gotham City in Batman v Superman and dubbing the Nolan films with funnier voices.
• Correction: Christopher Lloyd played Dr. Emmet Brown.
• Michael Chiklis joins the Gotham cast.

Episode #94 - "The Fresh Prince of the Suicide Squad" - Show Notes

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Alternate Titles: "Another Pig Buggery Case" or "Somewhat Racist Accessories"

• Tonight's Beverages: Okocim (Dirk); Kentucky Ball Slap and Okocim (Otto).
• Our disappointment of Amazon Prime Day which was shared by many.
• Mop-up of last week's Ariana Grande donut debacle (including the authorities claiming they can't find a crime to charge her with) and Ellen Pao quitting Reddit between taping and air.
• Instapundit item about the NY Times' egregious rewriting of the Pao story including the differences illustrated.
• Nerds upset over "too hot" Marissa Tomei cast as Aunt May.
• Forbes: "How Jessica Alba Built A $1 Billion Company, And $200 Million Fortune, Selling Parents Peace Of Mind"