Episode #104 - "There Will Be Chewie" - Show Notes

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Alternate Title: "True Love Will Prevent Pregnancy"

• Tonight's Beverages: Ococim beer (Dirk); Angry Orchard cider and Ococim beer (Otto).
• Dirk got stuck in an elevator. (And a parking garage!)
• Dirk reviews of the Garbage/TORRES show. Garbage's setlist for the show.
• Dirk's photos of TORRES:
  
• Janet Jackson is having Instagram accounts nuked and her ridonkulous photographer contract.

Episode #103 - "Wholesome All-American Porn" - Show Notes

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Alternate Titles: "Everyone's Named Peanut Butter Banana Sandwich" or "Hogwarts Miami"

• Tonight's Beverages: Ococim beer (Dirk & Bob); Kentucky Ballslap (Otto).
• Third Vulture Bob "I'm Gonna Kill Somebody" Koski is in the house.
• The actual pronunciations of a listener's Latin name and musician Kawehi, the latter learned from this VOA show.
• The T.Swizzle GQ cover and her bikini shot with Haim:
  
  

Episode #102 - "Hannah North Dakota & No Direction" - Show Notes

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Alternate Titles: "Spacey Bjorky"or "Big Meat Hands"

• Tonight's Beverages: Labatt Blue (Dirk); Redd's Green Apple Ale, Jim Beam(Otto).
• We are now broadcasting "live" at Diffuse Radio.
• Recapping new FaceSpace Likes and the free goodies we've posted there.
• Otto's emcee give and previous episode mop-up.
• Reax to the new season of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Dirk has too much TV to watch and blasts through the latest shows we discussed last episode.
• The season debuts of The Flash and Arrow discussed.

Episode #101 - "My Boner Is Terrified" - Show Notes

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Alternate Titles: "Can't Have Any Pudding Unless You Beat Your Meat" or "CCH Poundermania"

• Tonight's Beverages: Okocim (Dirk); Ottopilot (Otto).
• Recapping new FaceSpace Likes and the free goodies we've posted.
• Fact Check: Unfortunately, Amazon closed the loophole for cheap Prime we detailed. Boo!!!
• Mop-up of last episode; links were in the Episode #100 show notes.
• Rtings.com's TV Size Calculator.
• FaceSpace link for the 20th Anniversary of the Static Records Big '80s Flashback Bash where Dirk will be performing Oct. 2, 2015.

Episode #100 - "Road House Virgin" - Show Notes

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Alternate Titles: "Steve Jobs' Withered Cancer Balls" or "Newly-Minted Unjailbait Girl" or "5 Beers & 4 Hours Later"

• Tonight's Beverages: Labatt Blue (Dirk & Bob); Royal Ottopilot (Otto).
• Third Vulture Bob "I'm Gonna Kill Somebody" Koski is in the house.
• Referenced: The Mass Effect 3 endorsement:
  
• The first block of new FaceSpace Likers and the massive pile of free music we'd posted.
• The previous 99 episodes' runtime tallied and announced. 

Episode #99 - "A Benevolent Cruel Overlord" - Show Notes

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Alternate Title: "Alcohol: Nothing But Fun, No Downside"

• Tonight's Beverages: Okocim beer (Dirk); Ottopilot (Otto).
• Saluting our new FaceSpace Liker and listing the free/discount goodies.
• McDonald's will start serving breakfast items anytime!
• Jared Fogle is no longer the Subway spokesman. Because he's a sex freak pervert.
• Meet the electronics-sniffing dog that brought him down.
• Referenced: The freaky Quiznos spongmoneys ad.
• The CEO of cheating site Ashley Madison steps down after the hack. And he was cheating.
• Recapping the MTV VMAs, which we didn't watch and we're not going to bother linking to stories about. Use Google for this block.
• Referenced: Who wore it better - Kim Kardashian or Penquin?
  
• Taylor Swift, Kanye West and Dirk's theory of T.Swizzle's limitless power.
• Referenced: Dirk's review of Idiocracy.
• SJWs say Taylor Swift's new video is RAAAAAAACIST because of course.
• First Music Break: Queen, "Dead On Time"
• Under The Dome cancelled after three seasons, which is three seasons too late.
• Dirk discusses Garfunkel and Oates, the TV series starring the the comedy duo.
• The whole season of Denis Leary's Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll triggers discussion of Dirk and Otto's past musical adventures.
• The 2nd episode of Fear the Walking Dead doesn't impress us, so we try to fix it.
• Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are splitting. Try to be strong.
• Referenced: Run-DMC, "You Be Illin'"
• Second Music Break: Queen, "If You Can't Beat Them"
• Discussing the passing of legendary horror filmmaker Wes Craven. The referenced Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back scene:
  
• Wayne Dyer RIP.
• Chrissie Hynde's controversial comments about rape. 
• Referenced: The Hacienda calendar:
  
• Sexist Star Wars armor leads to discussion of fringe Expanded Universe characters.
• Dirk reviews Don't Stop Believin': Everyman's Journey and the discussion becomes contentious as to whether Journey needs to drop dead or not.
• Fact Check: The Arts, Beats & Eats Festival charges $3, $5 after 3 pm, and divvies proceeds, ".25 to Arts Advocacy, .25 to the City of Royal Oak, and 50% of the remaining admission fees to 13 local charities after gating costs....To date, over $4.5 million raised by the Arts, Beats & Eats Foundation has been donated to charity."
• Referenced: Steve Perry's surprise appearance with Eels in May 2014:
  
  
• Dirk reviews Violent & Daisy.
• Third Music Break: Queen, "Leaving Home Ain't Easy"
  
• Otto reviews the first half of Narcos on Netflix.
• Netflix loses another chunk of its meager movie offerings and Dirk explains just how slim the pickings are, though things are going to get crazy better in 2016 in one department.
  
• Fact Check: ScarJo's only Netflix offerings were Chef, Don Jon and Scoop. Melissa McCarthy's other movies are The Third Wheel and Pretty Ugly People. (Us neither.)
• We talk about some DVDs Dirk lent Otto and how Zoolander erased the World Trade Center.
• You can now download some movies and shows from Amazon Prime Video to your device.
• The author of a new James Bond novel slipped up and said Idris Elba would be "too street" to play Bond causing a hack from The Verge to spew a predictably outraged rant. Meanwhile, Elba dealt with it like the suave mofo he is.
• Fourth Music Break: Queen, "Let Me Entertain You"
• Movie trailers passingly mentioned:
  
  
• Google has changed its logo and this explains why people dislike it. Backstory on their reorganizing themselves into a new entity called Alphabet.
• Dirk has ordered a OnePlus Two. The referenced Android Police review and Marques Brownlee's review.
• Dirk rattles off what's in DIRKALINE®, his new computer.
• Disney icon Dean Jones RIP.

Episode #98 - "The Greatest Terrible Movie Ever" - Show Notes

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Alternate Titles: "Backing Vocalists of the Vampire World" or "A Big Rubber Dildo the Size of the Washington Monument"

• Tonight's Beverages: Okocim beer (Dirk); Ottopilot (Otto).
• Explaining why we've been MIA for a couple of weeks and the possible issue with viewing the player above in Firefox. (i.e. If you don't see it, try a different browser and drop us a line.)
• New Amazon Underground app to get free Android apps.
• Following up on the aftermath of the failure of Fant Four Stic: 8% at RT; star and director fist-fighting; Josh Trank tweeting he had a good version; rumors of Fox cutting budget and action scenes like the Thing drop scene isn't in the movie; and Otto's hatred for H.E.R.B.I.E. the Robot on the cartoons (witness here).
• Referenced: Red Letter Media's channel; Mr. Plinkett's infamous critique of The Phantom Menace; the part about the terrible "part time" line reading in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull review.
• Dirk announces his new computer's name: DIRKALINE®! (pronounced "Der-KAY-line")
• Celebrating the 35th Anniversary of Xanadu.
• First Music Break: ELO, "I'm Alive" (clip from Xanadu so you can see the compositing issues)
• Sense8 is coming back for a 2nd season. Joy.
• Violett Beane is playing Jesse Quick on S2 of The Flash.
• Fact Check: The announcer on the old Batman TV series was William Dozier, the show's creator and executive producer.
• Original Batgirl Yvonne Craig RIP.
• Dirk quick reviews The Unbreakable Kimmie Schmitt, updates Portlandia progress, and gives New Girl another look.
• Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent out:
  
• Referenced: Taylor Swift, Beck and St. Vincent performing together:
  
• We discuss the premiere episode of Fear the Walking Dead and Dirk's thoughts on why zombies are worse than werewolves and they suck.
• Second Music Break: ELO, "All Over The World" (clip from Xanadu)
• The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies Extended Edition will be R-rated.
• Columbia Pictures' capricious use of DMCA copyright strikes results in their own Pixels trailer being taken down.
• Some of the movies we've issued Netflix F*ckery Alerts over may have been fixed.
• The benefit of buying your own cable modem.
• J.Law - an Official Girlfriend of the Culture Vultures - is super-rich, too!
• Fact Check: The third Official Girlfriend of the Culture Vultures (in addition to J.Law and Krysten Ritter) whom we couldn't remember is Emma Stone.
• Referenced:
  
• Third Music Break: Olivia Newton-John and The Tubes, "Dancin'" (so-so quality video of the whole number from the movie)
  
• #GAMERGATE/SAD PUPPIES-HUGO AWARDS/STAR WARS HITFIX/FELICIA DAY STUFF (time index ~1h 32m thru 3h 24m  -  112 mins)
• #GAMERGATE
• The list of previous episodes with substantial GamerGate content.
• Mundane Matt - "#GamerGate - 1 Year Later..." video.
• Nobel Prize-winning chemist Sir Tim Hunt's career destruction based on lies about a joke.
• The Australian Broadcasting Company investigates itself and declares it's not obligated to present balanced reports.
• Milo Yiannopoulis - "How Disgraced Blogger Leigh Alexander Torpedoed a Games Studio"
• Milo's three-part expose of big bully Randi Harper: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.
• Ezra Klein's admission that the JournoList was strictly left-wing members.
• Referenced: The alternate opening of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension featuring Jamie Lee Curtis as his mother.
• Sargon of Akkad's 20-minute interview with Steven Crowder and the nearly three-hour after-conversation and how SJWs are harassing him and his wife.
• An interview with "Based Mom", Christina Hoff Sommers.
• The much heralded survey that teenage boys DON'T want sexy female videogame characters turned out to be bogus. Related Reddit thread.
• Allum Bokari - "How #GamerGate Shattered Gawker’s Myth of Invincibility"
• What Based Milo has learned from a year of playing videogames.
• The SPJ Airplay panel about GamerGate was interrupted by bombs threats; here's what Milo didn't get to say.
• Milo calls out conservative media for missing the boat on GamerGate.
• SAD PUPPIES vs. HUGO AWARDS:
• Milo Y - "Set Phasers to Kill! SJWs Burn Down The Hugo Awards To Prove How Tolerant And Welcoming They Are"
• Sad Puppies honcho Larry Correia's commentary on the debacle.
• io9's hilariously-unaware-of-own-hypocrisy article praising block-voting as a means to defeat block-voting. Wait, what?
• Fourth Music Break: ELO, "Don't Walk Away" (movie version)
• HITFIX ATTACKS STAR WARS:
• Jurassic World director Colin Trevorrow named as Star Wars: Episode IX.
• Hitfix's Roth Cornet and Donna Dickens - "30 years later and 'Star Wars' still hasn't fixed its gender problem"
• Fifth Music Break: Olivia Newton-John, "Fool Country" (movie clip)
• FELICIA DAY BOOK AND REAX:
• Recapping previous discussion of Felicia Day in the context of our #GamerGate shows last year and how Dirk was attacked for trying to empathize with her Tumblr post.
• History Lesson: Rebecca Schaffer's murder in the NY Post, "The celebrity murder that changed how stalkers are treated" 
• The Ralph Retort staying classy, "Felicia Day is a Fraudulent Nutcase", and the Reddit thread Dirk worked OT replying on.
• Dirk reviews her book, "You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost): A Memoir" (affiliate link), and discusses her deeply flawed #GamerGate chapter and the depressingly nasty comments about her.
• Final thoughts on it all.
• Sixth Music Break: ELO+ON-J, "Xanadu" (full film ending, so-so quality)
• Fact Check: ONJ's songwriter was John Farrar.
• A story about Dirk signing a charge and the cashier thinking it was personalized to him.
• Alison Brie is engaged to Dave Franco.
• Chinese woman guzzles whole bottle of cognac when not allowed to carry it on.