Episode #168 - "Kevin Smith's Too Fat To Live" - Show Notes

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Alternate Titles: "People of Vagina" or "Hitler's Ideal Jew" or "Twink Boys with Peach Juice"

• Tonight's Beverages: Labatt Ice (Dirk); Autopilot (Otto) 
• Intro boiler plate and listener mail about taking our advice.
• Kevin Smith had a massive heart attack, but was on social media immediately which annoys Otto to no end. 
• Chris Pratt's prayers for Smith's help draw attack from the miserable atheist trolls online, prompting defenses from Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn and Smith.
• Concerns about long shooting days in the wake of a scary accident with Riverdale star KJ Apa.
• Catch up on the inside references with the Culture Vultures Lexicon.
• Jessica Alba returning to TV with Gabrielle Union in a Bad Boys spinoff. 
•  The played-out "Wilhelm Scream" hasn't been in the last two Star Wars movies. 
• Avengers: Infinity War release date has been moved up to April 27, 2018.
• Annihilation is coming to Netflix everywhere but USA, Canuckia and China on March 12.
• Referenced: The Dubai wallpaper on Dirk's Apple TV 4K which was distracting Otto:
  
• A backlash against Netflix movies is brewing and punishing their films.
• Referenced: The gun meme:
  
• First Music Break: AlogiA, "What A Feeling" (Flashdance '80s metal cover)
• The runaway to the Oscars is paved with Dirk's reviews of The Big Sick, Call Me By Your Name, Phantom Thread, Mudbound and revisits Get Out.
• Referenced: This year's Honest Trailer for the Best Picture nominees:
  
  
• Second Music Break: ShockFront, "Fame" ('80s metal cover)
• Oscars run-up talk continues with the news that Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty will be presenting Best Picture which hopefully will go better than last year's debacle covered in this oral history.
• 500 cops will protect our betters who want us disarmed and Jimmy Kimmel returns utterly untouched by the revelation he'd used the term "light gay prostitution" with a victim of sexual harassment.
• Diversity will run rampant because of course. 
• Are old white voters not giving Get Out a chance after so many other PC wins?
• Oddsmakers say upsets are likely.
• The disconnect between popular and critically-acclaimed and nominated movies.
• We run through the nominees for the top nine categories and Dirk gives his picks for who he'd vote for. 
• Referenced: The Hollywood Reporter roundtable with the only four black Best Director nominees.
• Referenced: Dirk's wallpaper of Emma Stone, an Official Girlfriend of the Culture Vultures:
  
• Third Music Break: Leo Moracchioli, "Let It Go" (metal cover)
• Follow-on thoughts about how Netflix needs to emulate Amazon Studios' pathway through theaters to streaming and how the diversity obsession is counterproductive.
• We discuss in spoiler detail our thoughts and quibbles with Black Panther.
• Referenced: The hidden forces manipulating the media narrative behind the supposedly spontaneous uprising of woke kiddies in the Parkland school shooting.
• RIP: Director Lewis Gilbert (Alfie, The Spy Who Loved Me, Moonraker)
• The Furby organ for your nightmare fuel needs.

Unused Alternate Titles:  "Slurpee Storm" or "White History Year" or "Harvey Pekar's Cancer Year" or "The Jughead Show" or "Orangutan On Amphetamines" or "That's Serbia's" or "The Human Run-On Sentence" or "He's A Winklevi" or "Italian Peach Pie" or "Supermanned It" or "From 60 Degrees To Slurpee" or "You'll Never Be Thriller" or "Going Native In Oakland" or "Meesa T'Challa Binks"

TINFOIL SWAN Episode #6-168 - "It's Bigger Up Close" - Show Notes (here exclusively for our Patreon supporters):

• Black Panther is being accused of cultural appropriation because of course it is.
• Why no one is talking about the Black Lighting TV series in conjunction with Black Panther prompts major digressions into the Parkland shooting, how the authorities did nothing and our economically-poor upbringings.
• How FEELS OVER REALS policies to keep kids from getting caught up in the criminal justice system allows violent people to legally purchase guns since they have no flags in the system. 
• Referenced: The corner men scene from Do The Right Thing talking about immigrant success in America:
  
• Hermione's hots for Jason "Broseidon" Momoa.
• Unused Titles: "Black Man's Inhumans" or "Grading With Both Feet On The Scale" or "No Dogs, No Blacks, No Irish" or "Broseidon" or "Vote for SMOD"

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