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Alternate Titles: "Virtue Signaling Only Gets You So Far" or "Drafting Behind Shaq"
- Tonight's Beverages: Unpronounceable Polish beers (Dirk & Bob); Panty Dropper (Otto)
- Greets to new FaceSpace Likers.
- Recapping the 30th Erotic Poetry & Music Festival that Dirk co-hosted and was nicely written about by Jimmy Doom in the Metro Times.
- The trainwrecked Oscars are beaten up. Dirk's Twitter live snark is here.
- Jake Tapper's rebuttal to the Iranian Foreign Minister.
- FACT CHECK: The Iranian director boycotted attending the Oscars by his choice.
- The story of "Gary from Chicago" who had just been released from prison and ended up in the tour group.
- Referenced: The Garrett Morris bit from SNL (potato quality):
- The shocked reactions of the audience.
- The clowns who botched the envelopes won't be back, but they're still getting death threats.
- The Hollywood Reporter on how Moonlight won.
- Official Girlfriend of the Culture Vultures™ Emma Stone's classy Oscar look:
- Dirk reviews Fences and runs through how he thought the Oscars did in selecting winners vs. his picks.
- Referenced: The Screen Junkies' Honest Trailer for the Oscars:
- First Music Break: The Housemartins, "Sheep"
- How summer movie season has started in March.
- Referenced: The controversial Emma Watson photo from Vanity Fair which shows off the disconnect from body to head:
- Fact Check: The "other Chris" from American Pie is Chris Klein.
- Our spoiler-free review of Logan.
- Referenced: The WatchMojo video explainer of X-23's origins:
- Hugh Jackman says he would've kept playing Wolverine if he could've joined the Avengers and X-Men writer (and Solid Snake voice!) David Hayter reveals who came in to audition and what may've been, but wasn't, for good and terrible.
- Digression: Otto's encounter with Shaq and a sample of how SNL spoofed him:
- Second Music Break: The Housemartins, "We Are Not Going Back"; Barnes & Barnes, "Fishheads"
- RIP: Bill Paxton, who directed the "Fish Heads" video above.
- Referenced: The Hayley Atwell photo we were looking at:
- Disney decides the best PR for their live-action Beauty and the Beast remake is to hype up a gay character.
- Free Android app site AppGratis shuts down.
- Someone pretended to be Nickelback's drummer for an attempted scam.
Unused Alternate Titles: "The Curse of Hugh Jackman" or "Hexagon-Shaped Pollywog" or "Parading The Common Folk Before Them" or "Totally Overcome By Outrage Syndrome" or "You'll All Be Working For The Mouse Eventually" or "It's Shaq Wearing A Turtleneck" or "Trying To Swim Through The Asian Mob" or "Never More Than Adequate"
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