Thursday, July 18, 2013

Episode #13 - "Nerd Rage Against The Machines" - Show Notes

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Alternate Title: "It's the McHatin Show with a Special Appearance by Dirk." 
  • Tonight's Beverage: Beck's.
  • Hot weather and McHatin's distaste for John Cusack and what actors have to do.
  • The differences in fantasy fiction and McHatin's childhood.
  • The dangers of presuming an audience is familiar with previous similar art.
  • Cloud Atlas and Lost and complex mythologies.
  • The differences between the Marvel and DC movie universes prompted by this article.
  • Bruce Wayne vs. Tony Stark....WHO YA GOT?!?
  • Upcoming interviews with Lynda Mandolyn and Cherie Curie are teased.
  • Music from Inside Out that no one is supposed to have.
  • Listener question about what books have been most poorly served by their movie adaptation is answered.
  • Unmentioned during the show because we moved on too quickly, but there's a book on the making of The Bonfire of the Vanities called The Devil's Candy: The Anatomy Of A Hollywood Fiasco.
  • Emmy nominations announced and as predicted Tatiana Maslany didn't get nominated for Orphan Black. ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! (The Huff Poo agrees: Emmy Nominations 2013 Biggest Snub: 'Orphan Black' Star Tatiana Maslany Was Robbed)
  • This is the same actress and they all act different, but it's not good enough? Perhaps if she was Tracy Ullman?
  • Comic-Con preview discussion, McHatin's lack of interest in Jamie Foxx's Electro and the challenges of superhero costumes and adapting Wonder Woman.
  • The problem with movie trailers - too many, 20-second teasers for 60-second teaser trailers, international trailers. Enough!
  • Why is Spike Lee remaking Oldboy?
  • Other movie trailers discussed:

  • Dirk's Spring Breakers review.
  • Discussion of Pacific Rim and by "discussion" we mean Dirk calling out the cheap date nerds who have giving it a pass despite its insurmountable flaws for about a half-hour. He mad, bro! (Related reviews: The Dark Knight Reloaded and Real Steel.)
  • The VR scene from Disclosure that's referenced:
  • A list of hot babes with small breasts.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Episode #12 - "World's Cutest Causer of Chaos" - Show Notes


Alternate Title: "Attack of the Manic Pixie ShowGirl"
  • Tonight's Beverage: Guinness Black Lager
  • McHatin describes how he would give hours of oral love to Rosario Dawson. Lucky girl. (Note: Not lucky.) We're off to a great start. (Note: Not a great start.)
  • Dirk is having technical problems with his hard drive.
  • The Steam Summer Sale started so we talk about games we'd like to buy at what price; the cost of games; the trouble Tim Shafer's Kickstarter-backed game has run into despite swimming in money; and what the heck does a massive AAA game like GTA V cost?
  • Music: Metal remix of t.A.T.u.'s "All The Things She Said" (can't find the link)
  • Burlesque performer Hayley Jane drops in for a wild ride of an interview, lasting nearly 90 minutes where she talks about:
    • The Downtown Brown musical she's writing;
    • Her serious role-playing game nerd cred and how her burlesque career collided with a game store one night;
    •  The origins of the Manic Pixie ShowGirl persona and how she's phasing it out;
    • Living in Ferndale and stupid protesters;
    • McHatin's problem with clowns and how he couldn't cope with this photo:
    • The photo from the first time Dirk saw Hayley Jane (yeah, MySpace was a thing then):
    • SPAG Burlesque - Blondie's (1/24/2009)
    • Her origins in small-town Pennsylvania and how burlesque is a criminal activity;
    • Her involvement with the Wonderland show - a burlesque telling of Alice In Wonderland;
    • Her high school-era music and how it relates to Dresden Dolls;
    • How she moved, started working in a strip club, and the differences between burlesque and stripping;
    • SHOWGIRLS(!) and strippers in movies;
    • Her take on Dita Von Teese's style;
    • A performance of "Ren Faire Romance" with backing "vocals" by the CVR Mens Chorus;
    • Why she's not doing music anymore despite being awesome at minute;
    • Finally, Miss Wigglebottom is not a thing!
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  • A bunch shots of Hayley and Lushes LaMoan (from Detroit Dizzy Dames) are in this set:
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  • Proof that no matter how rich, famous, talented or beautiful they may be, they're just one unfortunate frame grab away from looking like the rest of us peasants.

    Thursday, June 27, 2013

    Episode #11 - "30 Years High" - Show Notes

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    Alternative Title: "Extremely Random Access Talk"
    • Tonight's Beverage: Labatt's Blue (for Dirk; McHatin had water)
    • GILFs; fun with TSA; EGOT; and Kinky Boots. That's the first 5 minutes.
    • The missing Detroit City Council member; plotting next week's show; the first Dirk & McHatin Show video. That's the next five minutes.
    • The madness about how Detroit does nothing until they rush and do something stupid triggers an explanation of the plot to RoboCop to Agatha Christie, a discussion of how hot Nancy Allen was and how she isn't Melanie Griffith.
    • The Go-Go's/B-52s show is discussed (show review and photos here), plus Dirk's hate for Belinda Carlisle and the stunning GILFness of Kate Pierson as illustrated with this photo:
    • Lemmy had a hematoma then felt really better.
    • Cool free Android app-of-the-day app: AppGratis.
    • McHatin's back on his ICP hobby horse again.
    • Tweets reacting to the Red Wedding.
    • Dirk's frustration with Injustice: Gods Among Us.
    • Alyssa Milano is in next month's Maxim leading to the shocking revelation that McHatin has never seen Embrace of the Vampire and thus he's never seen this scene! (EXTREMELY NSFW!!! So make sure your boss/parents aren't around.)
    • One-hump chump pick-up lines.
    • What happens to cloud saves if you let your Xbox Live Gold expire? (Apparently you can still copy them down local.)
    • The messed-up plot to Dragons Age: Origins and The Witcher 2's nudity.
    • The new book Dirk has started reading (I'm Dying Up Here) and McHatin's reading Ready Player One leads to a discussion of whether Andy Kaufman was funny or not and whether there is any room for originality left in art?
    • Do guys prefer big fake boobs? We discuss it!
    • McHatin's confusion about which Gabor sister he abused himself to.
    • The new Sandra Bullock/Melissa McCarthy flick, The Heat (review here), whether women are funny (and if size matters), and McHatin's brilliant suggestion for a gender-swapped Rush Hour.
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    • Metal Gear Solid: The Legacy Collection
    • Discussion of This Is The End (review TK), and Man of Steel (review TK).
    • Funny takedown at io9 of the really dumb story points of Man of Steel: The Most Important Scenes from Man of Steel (As I Remember Them)
    • The laziness of Star Trek Into Darkness (review here).

    Thursday, June 20, 2013

    Episode #10 - "Everybody Calls Me Cobra" - Show Notes

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    Alternate Title: "Sincere, Diverse and Kick-Ass"
    • Tonight's Beverage: Sapporo beer.
    • Dirk and McHatin's birthdays are celebrated and cute fast food girls are compared.
    • Dirk recaps his trip to Toronto last weekend for NXNE. Girls in bands are compared.
    • The convoluted saga of the Xbox One, Internet rage, Microsoft's flip-flop on DRM, more Internet rage, and McHatin's exodus to the Playstation 4 is kicked around at extreme length.
    • Free Game Concept: Wayne Gretsky's Last Stand!
    • The first draft of Microsoft's DRM-reversal announcement - leading to instant "Xbox One Eighty" memes - as conceived by Dorkly.
    • Steve and Aaron "Cobra" Greene of Voyag3r (say "Voyager 3") drop by to discuss their 7" release show, discuss their prior incarnations as Forge and Decibilt, their experiences chasing record deals, growing up and changing priorities, Man of Steel, and then playing the Deep Thoughts Musicians Quiz game.
    • Hitless Wonder: A Life in Minor League Rock and Roll
    Production Notes: The inconsistency in the back-announcement of the first Voyag3r song was due to the song titles not being visible in the play queue on the broadcast computer. We intro'd "Victory in the Battle Chamber" and then played "Hunted Becomes Hunter" by accident. Later, when we planned on playing "Victory" in the 2nd spot, we discovered that none of the music was actually being broadcast during the whole show due to a glitch in the audio settings. It was corrected and we then played "Hunted" because "Victory" has been played in an earlier episode.

    Due to the glitch, that also meant the the opening theme music wasn't recorded either. With a jacked-up intro, two holes where no music was recorded plus with the bonus of the studio mics being hot and transmitting (good thing no one was plotting any crimes!), we couldn't rebroadcast or podcast it as it was, so we assembled the show in Reaper multi-track DAW, dropping in the songs in their holes and applying some processing to get the pre-fix talking loud enough.

    It was a mess, kept us up all night, but the results were worth it. Just a glimpse of how we make the donuts here at Culture Vultures when stuff goes wrong!

    Thursday, May 30, 2013

    Episode #9 - "Parisian Pimps & Perilous Plots" - Show Notes

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    Alternate Title: "It's Not That You're Gone, It's That You Were Here"

    Thursday, May 23, 2013

    Episode #8 - "Make Time For Brain Cancer" - Show Notes

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    Alternate Title: "Is There Faygo On The Crosses?"

      Thursday, May 16, 2013

      Episode #7 - "Being Stupid Should Hurt" - Show Notes

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      Alternate Title: "KHAAAAAAAAAAN (2.0)"
      • Tonight's special co-host was Otto the Autopilot, filling in for the illin' McHatin.
      • Tonight's beverage: Labatt's Ice.
      • A recap of interesting things from the first day of the Google I/O conference, including the ability to upload your own EPUBs to Play Books and the new Play Music All Access service.
      • The new Copy.com cloud storage service which is the anti-Dropbox in that they give you 15GB for FREE, but you can get 20GB with this link! You're welcome!
      • EA drops Online Access passes.
      • Miley Cyrus tops the Maxim Hot 100. Dafuq? The actual attractiveness of previous winners is batted about. Dirk's comments on previous Maxim winners:

        2012 - Bar Refaeli - SI Swimbo and Leo ex. Meh. Attractive but bland. Give me #3 Mila Kunis and #4 Katy Perry, please.

        2011 - Rosie Huntington Whiteley - Hot, but not my type. Olivia Munn was #2? Man, that fake nerd thing really lofted her up. #3 was Katy Perry again.

        2010 - Katy Perry - Alrightee then.

        2009 - Olivia Wilde - Absolutely correct choice!

        2008 - Marisa Miller - Another swimbo. Not my type.

        2007 - Lindsay Lohan?!? - That was three years after Mean Girls when she was at her peak hawtness. As PopSugar said, "The year LL finally turned 21 and could legally drink in the states, she was in and out of rehab three times, racking up the DUIs." That's not hot. That 17-year-old cherry bomb in Mean Girls was hot; in 2007 it was starting to be clear she was a loss.

        2005 & 2006 - Eva Longoria - Hella hot, but her increasing insistence on being Queen La Raza makes her ugly.

        2004 - Jessica Simpson, or as I call her, "That waste of a great pair of tits."

        2003 - Christina Aguilera - She must have been thin then. She's had her moments; now she looks like Miss Piggy. 5-foot-tall girls can't pack on 30 pounds, mmmkay?

        2002 - Jennifer Garner - Really? She's always struck me as a sorta cuteish girl, but the only time she looked hot to me was when she was dressed in rubber as a spy hooker on Alias.

        2001 - Jessica Alba - Yep.

        2000 - Estella Warren - Was Planet of the Apes that much of a boost for her? I see the appeal, but times were different judging from the runners-up. It's always amusing to see chicks you've long forgotten enjoying their 15 minutes.
      • Angelina Jolie's decision to have pre-emptive breast surgery and everyone's reaction to it.
      • The guy who lost his life savings trying to win an Xbox Kinnect and only won a Rasta Banana.
      • How Nikita has a better hard drive McGuffin than Skyfall.
      • What Maggie Q looks like for the benefit of Otto.
      • A discussion of the opening titles of the James Bond series.
      • Music by Eminem (sorta) and Natalie Portman & Lonely Island.
      • The career of Morgan Freeman and how he orders fast food.
      • Oblivion's ridiculousness is kicked around. Dirk's review.
      • How killjoys get snooty about "impossible" things in sci-fi movies as their disbelief suspension peters out.
      • The upcoming Motor City Comic-Con and how Otto is geeked to meet Stan "The Man!" Lee.
      • Star Trek Into Darkness and the big secret about who Benedict Cumberbatch is revealed along with what the story is basically a remake of, so [SPOILER ALERT]. Dirk's review.
      • Panic or Pain drop by to talk up their upcoming show and play the Deep Thoughts Musicians Quiz game.